The Commercial Appeal, a newspaper out of Memphis, Tennessee, is reporting that a would be bank robber just didn’t have what it takes to, well... do anything...

Earlier this week a lady described as a short, thin, black or Hispanic woman dressed in dark clothing and a red scarf, attempted to rob a credit union. The tellers, however,  couldn’t understand her enough to know that they were being robbed. Eventually the would be robber showed a holdup note to the teller, but soon after ran from the building without anything.

A few hours later the same lady went into another credit union. This time the tellers were asking her if she was ok and asking if she needed assistance (for reasons unknown). The woman was frantically searching her purse and handed over a note. She also pulled out a gun – but then decided to run out of the building again.

Once outside the lady tripped, fell on her face, and dropped her gun.

Eventually she got up, found her car and left.

I couldn’t make this stuff up. Read the AP article here.